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[Jun. 12th, 2005|08:51 pm] |
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HELLO! GREETINGS FROM MYSTERY PLACE! I AM MYSTERY PERSON POSING AS LAUREN WYATT! HAHAHAHAH
i know everyone out there is just dying to know who i am, but for now i shall resist. i am writing in lieu of smELLEy dumb lauren, because i don't want to do my homework and this is funner. my favorite part is that she doesn't know i'm doing this. lalalala i'm sooo sneaky
it is hot as africa here in mystery place. i have a little fan propped in my lap, and i am naked (wink wink) because it is just too hot to be wearing clothes. it's nine pm and i think it's close to 90 degrees outside. no me gusta.
this weekend was nice for me. i chilled with my peeps, but actually we didn't really chill because it's been as hot as africa for several days, so i guess you could say i "baked" with my peeps or "roasted" with my peeps. who knows anymore.
this game is getting a little boring because i dont have much to say that wouldn't give me away. i think i'll give you some hints:
i was miss teen america 2004
lauren has always been jealous of my dashing good looks and glowing lobster skin
everyone who's met me has always been jealous of my dashing good looks and glowing lobster skin
i am soon to depart for the land of milk and honey
i am super duper scene- some call me "scene as can be." sigh.
my poon smells like dew drops and heaven.
i am the most popular person in my school
i got two really cute bathing suits this weekend.
my dad is named lyle lemon
my boyfriend ari's dad is named 605
i wish i looked like lauren's best friend leah- shes so hot
umm good luck detectives! i hope you solve this mystery, or my identity will remain unknown! chuckle chuckle chuckle |
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[Dec. 23rd, 2004|08:36 pm] |
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countdown until leah- 21 HOURS AND 38 MINUTES
mega excited much i am!!!
whooies |
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[Nov. 30th, 2004|08:41 pm] |
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december will be mega exciting....
especially the last week!
SAM BE READY FOR MANY SLEEPOVERS WITH LAUREN AND LEAH!
YaY for Boston with Leah from the 24-30th!!!...and rachel for a litle while in teh end
leah is picking me uip from the chinese bus stop in an elf outfit...to get in the holly jolly spirit. and then YaY fun! |
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[Nov. 25th, 2004|08:39 pm] |
attention lisa epstein:
you must call my cellie phone in order for us to set up our playdate on saturday!
love lauren |
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[Nov. 17th, 2004|09:02 pm] |
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oh em eff gee.
i was so in the zone tonight at tap. like britany spears. gosh.
i hate reportcards, they should burn.
whoo.
seeing leah soon...december...25...maybe...but still! december 28 i will definatly be there...probably earlier. maybe to have chinese food on jew chrismas, even though i don't eat chinese food, and neither does she
PS- show on 19th of december...Bloomfield church/collage thing, fun! |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2004|05:04 pm] |
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OH EM GEE!!! this weekend will be amazing! off the hizzel-mc-nizzle!
there will be millions of pictures to load then
i have kindof neglected el live journal, but this weekend i will add my millions of pictures from it, beuaces my samuel zimmie will like to see them
halloween was ok. i was the naked cow girl...like the naked cowboy from NYC. so many pople thought i wasn't wearing a shirt. hehehe. alex went with her friend maddy and maggie and i saw them. she was dressedin a skirt and like flew to the ground...oh wellies.
i am so confussed as to the topic of sometihng important, and many a things surrounding it. at least i will be able to chat it over thursday at 830!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh soo excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my g-mamma's funeral was saturda. it was relaly sad. they were really catholicthough, and very italian maffia. but i cried. my cousin maddie was like "grammy is going ot be down there...with the worms...but now relaly" and it was really cute and sad and :( but yeah i saw the gannon's and it was relaly fun. we weren't as close and now are again. yayzers.
yeah so i have dance soonies...modern. YAY for rolling on teh floor beinga wiilow tree. it is kindof fun though. whoo.
gosh, tengo mucho tarea. |
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[Oct. 3rd, 2004|11:17 am] |
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its so annoying how i go against everything i belive in doing every weekend. i wish that it could be like last year. but it isn't
and i am still happy with the way stuff is now.
Andrew Shulman is so cool. he is the new peter rota, actrually no one can replace peter rota. he will be the temporary one, until i go on the olim cruise and see my peter.
me and adrienne have a teacher crush no ms curcio. she is awesome. i love her class, gosh why is she so cool?
PTW started. we are doing cabaret, awesome. i get ot take money out of my shirt, good think i have a huge bust.
today i am visitng my g-mamma who is going to die real soon. i am sad. she has this necklace with all the grandchildren's birth stones and she made personalized letters to all 25 of us. and wheni read my cousin maddie's i started crying. *they visited her yesterday* and thne i read michael's and it was so cute, and then elizabeth and colin are babies and theirs is the saddest. i really don't want to get one, but i will today and cry and be sad. my aunt lisa said she is orange and her face is gray. i wonder how my grandmapop is dealing with this. hmmies.
i really want leah and sam to visit me next weekend, but they aren't...penises. SAM IF YOU DON"T VISIT ME WHEN LEAH SOON I IWLL EAT YOUR SOUL! |
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[Sep. 23rd, 2004|04:14 pm] |
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wow. i haven't written in like...eons.
school has started and it is kindof fun, kindof boring, kindof obnoxious. a little of everything
i am petrified of my spanish teacher which makes life a little interesting in room A305. or some numberlike that. YaY
today i wore my "good girls go to heaven, bad girls go to montreal" shirt, and then when i was spacing out/sleepingish during my science test, i had this flash of so many people in olim wearing this shirt and like was really sad. i don't know. when i got back from camp i was pretty ok with it, and yeah was sad, but i guess i didn't realized that i am not seeing many of the people ever again. and we were so close, i felt like i could confide in anyone of them. oh wellies
on a better note: i think i am seeing leah soon, buecase i am kidnapping her. and sam can come to beucase i am in love with him. and dan penny talked to me too, and it was fun. leah would like that i talked to dan penny, maybe i will speak with nat soon too, well i should because me and leah and dan penny and nat are getting married. YaY
i am tutoring boris tonight, and going to MAKE him do his homeowrk |
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[Sep. 5th, 2004|11:46 pm] |
summer has basically come to a close.
tomorrow is labor day...then tuesday is SCHOOL! oh baby oh baby. i think i twill wear my lizzie mcguire dress....maybe not. oh the decisions.
lalala. gosh there are like 30 pictures on my camera, and tehn 24 of this other memory card. they shall be added.
chem homework should die |
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